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Apocalypse Day 75

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Dog’s Collection of Journal Entries & Drawings from Day 75 of the Apocalypse (His Favorite!):

Dog:

Today I climbed all the scares I could find. Keeping your balance on scares can be scary, so that is why they are called that. I am practicing my climbing and lookout skills so Cat cannot get drops on us if she is cam-peeing in trees. I made sure to mark everywhere I climbed to practice getting drops on Cat. It wore me out so Owner carried me to the Good Dog Store because I am a good dog!

*PS: I am pretty sure the squirrels are Cat’s evil fencemen and that is why they always run along fences and into trees, where they report to her.

Owner:

While we were scavenging today, Dog insisted on scouting ahead by climbing all the stairs and getting up high wherever he could. He takes protecting me so seriously. He’s a good boy most of the time. He also had to pee a lot. He’s got to learn to keep an eye out while he does he business! A zombie almost ran right into him! All the excitement wore him out so I carried him into an abandoned pet store. There’s some dog food still on the shelves, so we’ll stock up before we go. I don’t want to think about it, but Dog may have to share with me if I can’t find more people food. There are also tons of poo bags nobody seems to want. Maybe you don’t have to pick up your dog’s poo during the apocalypse after all?

*PS – Should I be monitoring Dog’s water intake?

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Zombie:

Waaaaaaaaaay fa meeeee!

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