Today was NOT my favorite day, but I do not want to forget it. I was leaving a long pee-mail message on a fire hydrator when I saw New Friend playing chase with Cat.
Today I climbed all the scares I could find. Keeping your balance on scares can be scary, so that is why they are called that.
ApocaTip: I figured it out! I mean, this dog did, but now we can all squish under things like Cat
I am a good dog! I helped another dog protect our people from Cat!
ApocaTip: Owner says I poo in too many exposed places, but what other places can poo come out of? Owner
Owner says we are doing something called cam-peeing. I like it!