Dog’s Collection of Journal Entries & Drawings from Day 66 of the Apocalypse (His Favorite!):
Owner says, “Every day, Dog, eat!” So I barked with joy when we found a jumpster, which is like a giant kitchen trash can full of delicious food that you can jump into! I even found a New Friend inside the jumpster! Owner played with other friends while I ate and then Owner borrowed New Friend’s shoes. Owner said they taste great. I will have to wait until tomorrow to taste the shoes though, because my tummy is too full!
Every day it’s dog eat dog out here, but I’m getting better at fighting zombies and people. I decided to put my skills to the test for a supply run in a small town. There were more zombies shuffling around than I like, but we’re running low on everything. Dog started barking at a zombie in a dumpster and the noise drew more undead. I had to fight by myself while Dog “took on” the immobile dumpster-diver. I have a real suspicion he did it for the trash. But I can’t blame him. Food is scarce. And I did get some new boots for the trouble. Whoever that zombie was in life, they had good taste in footwear.
*Note to self: Teach Dog to “leave it” re: zombies and wolfing down trash.