ApocaTip: Water is good. Drink water. You can find it lots of places – pools, puddles, potted plants, and sometimes, if you are really lucky, toilets. You need lots of water if you are going cam-peeing. And it is even better if you cam-pee with style like this guy! I bet Cat cannot do this!
PS – He was adopted thanks to the humans at Wayside Waifs Rescue, but I bet there are more dogs there who need a forever home.