Dog’s Collection of Journal Entries & Drawings from Day 66 of the Apocalypse (His Favorite!):
Dog:
Owner says, “Every day, Dog, eat!” So I barked with joy when we found a jumpster, which is like a giant kitchen trash can full of delicious food that you can jump into! I even found a New Friend inside the jumpster! Owner played with other friends while I ate and then Owner borrowed New Friend’s shoes. Owner said they taste great. I will have to wait until tomorrow to taste the shoes though, because my tummy is too full!
Owner:
Every day it’s dog eat dog out here, but I’m getting better at fighting zombies and people. I decided to put my skills to the test for a supply run in a small town. There were more zombies shuffling around than I like, but we’re running low on everything. Dog started barking at a zombie in a dumpster and the noise drew more undead. I had to fight by myself while Dog “took on” the immobile dumpster-diver. I have a real suspicion he did it for the trash. But I can’t blame him. Food is scarce. And I did get some new boots for the trouble. Whoever that zombie was in life, they had good taste in footwear.
*Note to self: Teach Dog to “leave it” re: zombies and wolfing down trash.
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Zombie:
Shoooooooooo!
