The Best Medicine
ApocaTip: Owner and I walk a lot because the cars are bad and will not go. Sometimes we hurt our paws. Owner likes to put stinky stuff on our hurts, but a tongue is the best medicine, so I just lick it off! When your human is asleep, you should lick their paws too. They will thank you when they wake up.
PS – If you want to help animals who also sometimes have hurts too, you should check out the California Wildlife Center!