Dogs and Zombies: Dog's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
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    • About the Blog
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  • Vol. 1
    • Owner’s Reasons Why You Won’t Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
    • Dog’s Favorite Days
    • Tips for the Apocalypse
  • Vol. 2
  • Posts by Category
    • Owner’s Reasons Why You Won’t Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
    • Favorite Days
    • Tips for the Apocalypse
Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #513

June 15, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

Your trumpet toots...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #12

June 8, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You like to poop in...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #49

June 1, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

Your true size...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #61

May 25, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You insist on making...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #15

May 18, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You will never...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #352

May 11, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You take treats...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #38

May 4, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You will only eat...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #7

April 27, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner1 comment

You're a lover...

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Owner keeps an illustrated list called "Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie Apocalypse." Dog is pretty sure these are great jokes! Owner is pretty sure Dog may not make it...

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