Dogs and Zombies: Dog's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
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  • Vol. 1
    • Owner’s Reasons Why You Won’t Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
    • Dog’s Favorite Days
    • Tips for the Apocalypse
  • Vol. 2
  • Posts by Category
    • Owner’s Reasons Why You Won’t Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
    • Favorite Days
    • Tips for the Apocalypse
Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #501

August 24, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You don't chew your...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #248

August 17, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You bark at...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #44

August 10, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

Your legs and...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #286

August 3, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You must play with...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #29

July 27, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You're not good at...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #37

July 20, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You have poor...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #406

July 13, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You're always under...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #537

July 6, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You always apply...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #482

June 29, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You'll get in...

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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie ApocalypseVol. 1

Reason #115

June 22, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

You never look...

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Owner keeps an illustrated list called "Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie Apocalypse." Dog is pretty sure these are great jokes! Owner is pretty sure Dog may not make it...

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Dog & his animal friends are learning so much about the apocalypse. Here are Dog's best Apocatips, tips for the apocalypse, so you can learn with them.

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