Dog’s Collection of Journal Entries & Drawings from Day 59 of the Apocalypse (His Favorite!):
Dog:
I am a good sniffer and a good finder! I can always find my ball! Today I found a new ball that I could eat and it tasted a lot like the way New Friend smells. After I ate it, pooping was so easy that Owner called it an “oh sit.” Because sitting is also easy and fun! So then I sat like Owner suggested, because I am a good dog. What a great day!
Note to self: Remember to oh-sit again tomorrow!
Owner:
I’m worried Dog is eating trash or something rotten. Or maybe it’s stress? He is definitely having some stomach issues. I should’ve brought some canned pumpkin with us. Poor Dog. This whole “apocalypse” thing can’t be any fun for him. I know it isn’t fun for me. He barely missed my shoes! And then he lost his balance or tripped on his leash or something… I wonder if we can find a working garden hose?
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Zombie:
Peeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeew!
