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Owner's Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie Apocalypse Vol. 1

Reason #513

June 15, 2017 January 24, 2018 Owner

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Owner keeps an illustrated list called "Reasons Why You Won't Survive the Zombie Apocalypse." Dog is pretty sure these are great jokes! Owner is pretty sure Dog may not make it...

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Dog & his animal friends are learning so much about the apocalypse. Here are Dog's best Apocatips, tips for the apocalypse, so you can learn with them.

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